双语笑话|This is my seat

This is my seat 这是我的位子

It was a woman's first time on a plane. She boarded the plane and found herself a window seat.
一位女性头一回坐飞机。她登机后发现我们的座位仅靠窗子。

After she settled^{1 in, a man came over and insisted that she was in his seat. She ignored him and told him to go away.
她坐好后，一位男性走过来坚持说她坐了他的位子。这位女性根本不听，只告诉他走开}

Okay, replied the man. If that's the way you want it, you fly the plane.
好吧，男性回答道。假如你真想如此，你来开飞机吧。